Went out to dinner last night at Wild Mike's, (a barbecue wings sports bar)with Budlite and Red, and DJ's parents. In attendance was one of Red's friends, Chris. I had never met him before and he came in after we had eaten and was having a beer. When he went to the bar I went over to ask Red who he was, and of course as I normally do I made a speculation about his sexual orientation.
Me: So your friend, is he gay?
Red: Oh, not at all.
Me: Yeah right
Red; Trust me on this Michael, he is not gay. You think everyone is gay.
Me: He "looks" gay to me
Unknown to me he had arrived back at the table and heard my last comment.
Chris: Hi, I am Chris and no I'm not gay but I get that all the time. Thanks for the compliment.
We hit it off after that talking about his recent divorce and his ex-wife and his two year old son. So the foot wasn't in my mouth for too long.
But I still think he's gay!