1) Chocolate!
2) Craft stores need to reduce the inventory of their red, pink and white crepe paper.
3) To totally humiliate all the single people.
4. CHOCOLATE!
5. What else would we call the St. Valentine's Day Massacre? The February 14th Massacre? That just does not sound as menecing.
6. Another reason to spend your hard earned money on someone else.
7. Seriously, do you really want heart shaped balloons? Or Balloons period for that matter.
8. Another day for women to be pissed at their husbands for forgetting another "special" day. I bet it was a woman who came up with this idea, what do you think?
9. Chocolate...
10. What else would department stores place in the center aisle between Christmas and St. Patrick's Day?
11. A good reason to take your special someone out for a ridiculously expensive dinner.
12. Hallmark needed a filler between Christmas and Easter.
13. To remind us all that it does really feel good to remember those that you love. And to also be remembered by those that love you.
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