Thirteen Things that Have Never been Said to Me...
1) You are a very quiet person.
2) Do you always smell that way?
3) How's your elephant?
4) Hey, what about those Bengals!?
5) Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
6) You have the right to remain silent,...
7) Your the winner of the 36 Million Powerball!
8) Do you use tampons or pads?
9) Hey Brother, can you spare a dime?
10) Is there a reason you had your nose pierced?
11) Remember that time at band camp...?
12) Hey! Watch that thing!!
13) Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Love these!!!!
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