Thirteen Things to Do to Survive the Christmas Holidays...
1- Tell everyone you lost your job and you have no $$, so that way they don't expect and gifts from you.
2- Go to Aruba
3- Ignore it. No tree, no cards, no shopping.
4- Take off all your clothes and run around in the snow, that way you get the flu and have to miss all the parties and festivities.
5- Stay drunk from Thanksgiving to New Years.
6- Fake it. Hey women do it all the time!
7- Win the lottery in October
8- Bake cookies, decorate your home to make it look like Santa threw up in it, have a Christmas party every Saturday inviting the same guests.
9- Watch Surviving Christmas over and over and over until you go into a coma.
10- Change your phone number
11- Go on a crash diet from September to November loosing 25 pounds, that way you can enjoy the holidays without guilt.
12- Therapy
13- Just let it happen, it's going to anyway. Enjoy it, they only come once a year...
2 comments:
Please note that I am saying this EXTREMELY QUIETLY!!!! These were funny :o)
Too funny! I think the losing weight is a good idea. Unfortunately, weight seems to have a great GPS system and can find me quickly.
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