Saturday, January 14, 2006

What I've Had in My Mouth Today


A toothbrush
Mountain Dew.
A cigarette.
A finger.
Another cigarette.
Tom Welling.
Water.
Another Mountain Dew.
Pringles.
Another cigarette.
A chocolate candy bar.
Brad Pitt.
Yet another cigarette.
A Buick.
An upholstered ottoman.
A Rum & Coke.
A Cajun Shrimp Dinner.
Another cigarette.
Another Rum & Coke
Slurry speech.
Another cigarette.
Yet another Rum & Coke
A penis.
A happy “Mmmmm!” sound.
A final cigarette

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