Unstable Uranus

When slow-moving planets form aspects, the effects can
last for weeks. On a day when the aspect is exact, however, we can feel the
energy in its purest form. Today, restrictive Saturn forms an irritating
quincunx with unstable Uranus, making it difficult to find the right proportion
between holding things steady and making changes to the status quo. Fear of
failure may hold us back, but as the Moon enters graceful Libra we can get
glimpses of the elusive balance we seek. The transition may come sooner than we
think as the Sun shifts into eclectic Aquarius early tomorrow
morning.

That was my horoscope for today. WTF does it mean?? Uranus is unstable?? Well last year at this time I was having problems with hemorrhoids, I hope to god that isn't coming back.

When I was younger I used to read my horoscope every day, I do not recall them being so vague. They were more on the line of...
"Today is a good day for you, go out meet new people as you may be surprised what you find"
That kind of horoscope I understand, but when they talk about Saturn forming an irritating quincunx, I'm lost.